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You're ready to access the 3 sales pages that have created $718,807.97 collectively in the last 2 years without STRESSING OVER EVERY SMALL DETAIL.
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This may briefly annoy you a little! If soā¦youāll feel better in a few moments. Pinky promise!
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I donāt labor over sales pages.Ā
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They arenāt hard for me.Ā
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I spend very little time writing them.Ā
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And not because I have some impressive education backing me.
They convert at an averageĀ of 11.9%.
And convert my dream soul Ā mate clients without me even needing to speakĀ them.Ā
I donāt write my sales pages.
My sales pages write me!
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Meaningā¦the essence of the offer MOVES me.
My hands are what a faucet is to water.Ā
The aliveness is felt through me and then through youā¦
Putting us both into motion.


I was trying to explain this to a client the other day, and I said, āWait, let me just show youā¦ā
I showed her how I do this, and it was like the energy in me began working its way through her, and what came next was PURE FUCKING MAGIC.
Her sales page moved me to tears. She helps women who have to co-parent after coming out of domestic abuse.Ā
Her copy made me feel STRONG, and thatās what her clients are craving. To lean on someone elseās strength for a second because they are holding up SO much on their own.
A POTENT sales page ā starts transforming the perfect customer before they even hit ābuy nowā. The offer, on the other side, isnāt the beginning of a transformation but a continuation.
NO ONEĀ THINKS ABOUT
SALES PAGES LIKE I DO!
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Every one of my SALES PAGES has their own:
ā ESSENCE
ā ALIVENESS
ā SIGNATURE ENERGYĀ
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One sales page may saunter sensually, leaving your hips swaying for the rest of the day whether you did business with me or not.
Another may boldly command crowds to unite humans into their power.
One may melt the stress and shame that someoneās been shouldering for decades, leaving them walking with ease and elegance.
Sales pages have body parts and energy that help them stand on their own and sing like a siren to your āPerfect 10ā customer.


YOUāLL GETĀ ACCESS TO:

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ALIVE SALES PAGES
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I break down three completely different high-performing sales pages and tell you EXACTLY why each one of them works. These sales pages have collectively made me $882,882 (and counting āļø).
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***DELIVERED INSTANTLY VIA PRIVATE PODCAST FEED***

SALES PAGE
CREATION CHECKLIST
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This workbook helps you not forget a single body part that allows your sales page to saunter into the hearts of your ideal client so they whisper under their breath,
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āThis. Fuck. Finally. This is what Iāve been searching for!ā
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NO ONEĀ THINKS ABOUT
SALES PAGES LIKE I DO!
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The Pleasure Model = $180,394.44
KN/OWN: $92,892
WAP: $697,179.75
My sales pages magnetize and serve a diverse group:
ā From Stay-at-home Moms
ā To Nurses
ā To 8-Figure Business OwnersĀ
I frequently hear:
āI didnāt even read it. I couldnāt find the purchase button fast enough.ā
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āI just knew.ā
Why is it that my sales pages can evoke such energy in someoneās body that they canāt scroll down to the purchase button fast enough?
The energy drags them like an excited child trying to show you something MAGICAL in the garden. āCome see! LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR YOU!ā
My sales pages have an aliveness of their own!
Yours will, too.
See you in there, boo!
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MEETĀ ANDREA CROWDER
What would your life, business, relationships & health look like if you were - wait for it - untriggerable?! š¤ÆAndreaās here to f*ck around and find out š
The former stripper & single teen mom now runs a 7-figure coaching business & leads a Pleasure Over Pressure⢠movement of over 37K #unruleyentrepreneurs on Instagram.
Featured on Entrepreneur.com, Andreaās clients call her āhuman Xanax without the side effectsā & āa literal business geniusā.
Andrea is certified in Rapid Resolution Therapy & specializes in nervous system regulation, subconscious reprogramming, & spiritual entrepreneur-friendly business strategy.
When sheās not celebrating her latest 6-figure month, you can find her traveling the world, giggling hysterically over dirty jokes with her team, or savoring a cool glass of Cab on the Florida coast at sunset.